What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?